Wednesday, September 26, 2012

AH-HA!


I was just thinking: If I am on a "hero's journey," why am I taking this journey? I'm not helping anyone here as a freshman except myself. I'm here to learn and get grades that impress colleges after I graduate. Not really a reason a hero goes on an epic. i'm not saving a empire from a terrible tyranny or New York against a super-villain, I'm here by law and for my own good. So unless I am the only person anyone cares about, I'm not being a hero at all! Finishing my first year in high school won't do anything but allow me to be a sophmore! Which takes me back to my first blog, I am going to try and compare other character's lives to the hero's journey and not mine, because they are true heroes; and me: not so much.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Is this the worst?

I had pretty painful armpit surgery yesterday. It still hurts today, so I had to miss class and deal with my arm that huts a lot. My surgery was really painful, and I had to do a little more today. i will have to have it treated again EVERY day for the next 7 days! I also was in too much pain to go to school today, so I'm getting a little behind. Because I have to tie EVERYTHING in this blog to the hero's journey, I was considering saying that this represented the climax of my hero's journey, or the ultimate showdown, but after I thought about it, I now disagree. There's a good chance that over the course of this year I will go through something else that will make this look petty in comparison. Also, If my teachers want me to blog about my hero's journey through my freshman year in high school, I still have 3/4ths of the year to go! If I start wrapping things up now, how am I going to tie this blog into the hero's journey the rest of the year!
Anyway, I feel like school and my wound aren't making things easy for me.

        

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That is a simple equation showing how I am feeling right now. (again, none of the pictures are mine) I hope this lets you wrap you're mind around what I'm feeling. If this IS my freshman climax, it isn't doing a very good job. It has terrible timing (it's only September!) and it's kind of disappointing. I would have much preferred a sword dual with an abnormally buff, want-to-be omnipotent or battle a flaming demigod with a machine gun with my super-strength and laser-vision than go through this! those other hero's have it easy!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Awesome Antagonists!

Today, I will discuss characters in stories that are often disregarded for what they do. They are evil, crazy, destructive, or sometimes even psychopathic, but without them stories would be boring! I am talking about villains. The people in stories you love to hate and love to watch be destroyed by the hero, who at that point in the story, has either learned a lot or become a lot more powerful. But while villains might not be the nicest people in the world, they serve an important role in the story. without them, the hero of the story would have nothing to do. In fact, they wouldn't be a heros anymore, they would just be bored!


See, villains are important to stories, so this blog is a tribute to them and their hard work of being evil.
To start out, I will Make a list of my top 10 favorite bad guys ever!






#10: Bowser

He's so menacing, but so easy to defeat. He may be a giant, fire-breathing, turtle-dragon, But a chubby plumber can beat the heck out of him by jumping on his head three times! He always captures princess peach, but Mario ALWAYS gets her back. It's the same story EVERY time! But he's so menacing, so persistent, and so lacking in the knowledge of Mario's reputation, you got to love him!

#4: King Galbatorix

Galbatorix is definitely evil. He is power-hungry and cares nothing of his subjects. But, in the books, you don't meet him until the last book in the series, so it's kind of rewarding to meet him and see what he's like. His seemingly invincible power and calm, cool demeanor make him look like a greater opponent than Eragon could handle. Despite Galbatorix's high intelligence, he was unaware of his evil actions and insanity, and also unaware that if enough focus is present, someone can use magic without saying anything. Because of this, Eragon defeated him by using a wordless spell (galbatorix prevented him from saying magic words) that made him realize he did wrong and feel empathy for the all of the people he effected negatively.This made Galbatorix destroy himself. Unlike most villains, Galbatorix is smooth-spoken and clever, which made his dual with Eragon all the more exciting. I loved reading about him being defeated!

#3: Darth Vader


I had to have him in the list! Darth Vader is the most popular villain of all time, and I can see why. He is so menacing with is cape, black robo-suit, insane amount of anger towards everything, awesome theme song, and baritone voice complete with deep breathing, Vader is just asking to be a awesome villain. The only reason he isn't higher on the list is that him and Luke never really had a final, epic dual. In Empire Strikes Back, Vader defeated Luke and chopped off Luke's hand, but Luke didn't ever get revenge. Instead, Vader turned on emperor Palpatine and let the rebels win. Like galbatorix, Vader's realizing of his evil's was fatal, and after saying goodbye to Luke, he killed himself with the knowledge of the wrongs he did. But, his retreating from antagonism just makes me feel better about how I think he's awesome. Darth Vader definitely knows his stuff about being a villain. He is a legend among movie characters.

#2: Ganondorf

I like Ganondorf. He is Link's main target in a number of Zelda games. You only meet him once or twice before you have a final duel with him at the end of the game, but when you do, you think, "Dang, that guy's a jerk!" Not  only that, but he is after the triforce and desperately wants to become a god and rule the world. Between all of this, you end up REALLY wanting to have an epic dual with him and destroy his every hope and dream. Nintendo realizes this, so they don't disappoint you! The very reason Ganondorf is this high on my list of villains is because he provides Link with some seriously epic duels, and unlike duels in books or movies, you fight Ganondorf yourself and experience the awesomness first-hand. The good thing about epic duels in video games is that if the protagonist screws up and almost loses it for everyone, you can't blame anyone but yourself. There is also not the pain of the dramatic irony of knowing that the villain has a trick up his sleeve that the hero doesn't know it and you have to watch in pain as your hero almost loses. In a video game, if a villain like Ganondorf has a trick up his sleeve (like turning into a rampaging, giant boar, for example) you don't know it until the villain deploys it. Anyway, Ganondorf is a master at planning out epic duels, putting him high on my list.

#1: WARIO!!!

(Well, who did you expect it would be?)

Well folks that concludes it. Wario gets the fast-pass to the front of the line, but I think the others are good to. Now there are much more evil and villains much easier to hate, but these villains are so good at doing what they are expected, you got to like 'em! Though next time your protagonist is on a quest, make sure to think about how hard that antagonist is trying to make you hate you hate them and how hard they are trying to stop the hero. As I said, if it wasn't for the antagonists, stories just wouldn't be fun anymore!



Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Is the Dragon-Born really a true Hero?


YAY! Why, you ask did I write,"YAY" in the largest font and make it bold and underline it? Well, I will tell you, in the midst of my never-ending, near-impossible-to-complete list of tasks to complete to keep my grade afloat in the vast sea of homework came a small island were It is possible to be creative and discuss pointless things that aren't demanding and spar my interest. The island is this blog, where whether my communication studies grade disproves of it or not, instead of comparing MY life to the heroes journey, I will  compare it with my character's virtual life in the fifth Elder Scrolls Game: Skyrim.


Now, Skyrim an RPG (role playing game), and in my oppinion, stays true to it's role playing roots better than any other game I've ever played.Like most RPG's you find better weapons, moves and armor to help you in battle, but that's not even half of the role you get to play. RPG's are supposed to make you feel a sense of accomplishment as you see you're character develop and grow more powerful over the course of the game, and maybe include optional side quests that might help you grow even more powerful along the way. But, skyrim goes way beyond that. It actually lets you develop a character and live with the benefits and consequences that it gives you. Like, for instance, if you do act like you would by default on any other RPG, which is a selfless hero without any personality what-so-ever, people will trust you and you will gain lots of awards for good deeds you do. But, if you act like that, people will start to expect you to do everything they say, and you might accidentally be betrayed by someone you help or simply get overwhelmed with stuff to do. and if you act like a villain and become a thief or even an assassin, people will be scared of you and not respect you, but you also get the benefit of you're stolen goods and you will become a good warrior.

So you get the idea. Now, no matter what you do, you have to go around and kill a bunch of evil dragons and learn the ancient art of SHOUTING, an ancient form of language that will help you destroy the evil dragons. Now, your mentors of shouting refer to you as, "the hero of destiny", and, "the dragon-born hero" but if you go around stealing everything from people for money, maybe you aren't as much of a hero as they say.
Dang! That dragon has some PIPES!

Now, what this all boils down to is whether my character is a hero or maybe not so much, and I will decide by listing traits that my character has:

1.I except almost every task anyone wants me to do. If there is a mission were you can either help one person or another person who are in conflict with each other, I try to depict who has the best moral value and side with them. But, this won't stop me from pillaging a house if a thief will give me money for it. The only quests I refuse to do are from a race known as high elves, who took over the great empire of the continent of tamriel (the continent skyrim's on) and are destroying human culture. I think that they are kind of really evil, so I try not to help them. 

2. I am a hoarder on skyrim. I know it's not a common hero's trait, but it's not necessarily evil either. I just simply like stuff. If I don't use the stuff I find, I store it in my drawer at my house. (It now has nearing 10,000 pounds of stuff in it), and if I don't do that, I sell it to the nearest general store. If you carry more than a certain amount, you walk really slow, can't jump, and have less powerful attacks, but there is no limit to how much stuff you can carry past that point. I've been caught with 3,500 pounds on my back once! The only problem is that I also take other people's stuff too, but in ways that don't make them furious. Like if someone tells me "You're our guest here, so grab a plate or to and fix yourself as much food as you want," I take every piece of china and silverware in their house and every scrap of food I can find and sell it to the general store. 



3. I am a member of the thieves guild of skyrim, mainly because they give me money when I do stuff for them. But, I think I will destroy them after they give all the money they can...

4. There is a war in skyrim between the great empire I mentioned earlier and a rebellion that wants to be free of any dictatorship of the high elves. The empire's original moral value seemed good, but since the high elves kind of took over, it's become uncaring of it's people. The rebellion, on the other hand, want democracy and respect. (This doesn't sound like that book we're reading in class about the Chinese student rebellion of 1989, except this is fake and created for my enjoyment and that was a violent display of greed for power in Chinese politics.) The only problems with the rebellion is that it is a lot weaker than the old, developed empire and they only want a race of people from tamriel's north called nords to be a part of they're country. I am thinking about joining the rebellion even though my character is from southern tamriel.

5. I am a mercenary that is up for hire by any side of the war right now, so I might just join the empire if they pay enough money.

6. I am also a member of a smaller rebellion that consists of the native people of skyrim. They want to form a country for cultural and religious freedom for everyone (mainly because the nords replaced these people's culture with thier own.). This smaller rebellion took over and imperial city and formed a country once, and it was really peaceful and happy, but the other rebellion destroyed it before it could make peace with the empire and become more powerful. This rebellion is known as the forsworn because both the empire and the rebellion don't like these guys. I joined them because they support good cause, even if they aren't afraid to use violence as a way to support it.

7. I had a failed marriage. I got married to this lady after she challenged me to a fistfight in a bar because, as she said,"You can't know a woman until you've had a good brawl and a few drinks with her!" but, after our wedding (which consisted of my hired body guard, a homeless guy, and a priest), i tried to rent a carriage for us, but I was carrying 1,500 pounds and the carriage guy was like," You're carrying too much stuff! I can't take you! Hurry up and get rid of it!" and I didn't want to get rid of my precious stuff, so I decided that we would walk 65 miles to our hometown on foot. We were having a lovely time walking until an evil dragon came out of nowhere and attacked her. I killed the dragon, but afterward, my wife refused to go on the road again. We were hiking in the wilderness for a while there, and it was alright, but we were going really slow and I was getting tired of defending my wife against wolves, bears, and saber-toothed tigers, so I decided to let her be, run back to town, and sell my stuff. After I could move better again, I went back and tried to find her, but I couldn't find her. thinking she must've sprinted the rest of the way, I went back to her house 60 miles away and waited for her for a while, but she never came back!

8. I am a member of a bards college, where my character gains singing and persuasive skills.

9. I never go anywhere without my hired mercenary, Marcurico. He is skilled in magic and unwillingly carries some of my stuff. I probably wouldn't be alive without him. I used to travel with my best bud named Feandal the wood elf, but he was killed by bandits. I haven't quite recovered from his loss.

10. I have fought more zombies, evil spirits, and dark mutants than I can keep track of! But, they all drop money and stuff when I kill them, so I just keep it up! I also occasionally do it for quests 

Well, that's about it! now to compare my hero with some hero's traits:

Bravery: "You can't be brave if you've had only wonderful things happen to you." ~ Mary Tyler More: This is the most important characteristic of a hero. You have to be brave to stand up and fight.
Courage: "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts" ~ Winston Churchill: You need the courage to fight a situation no matter how bad it is. Heroes have the fear of losing but they also have the courage to drive away that fear.
Determination: "The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a man's determination." ~ Tommy Lasorda: When you have the determination to fight something, no matter how weak you are, you will win.
Dedication: "The only tyrant I accept in this world is the 'still small voice' within me." ~ Mahatma Gandhi: Dedication in a task pays off eventually.
Endurance: "Don't pray for lighter burdens, but for stronger backs." ~ Unknown: If you are strong enough to face failure, nothing can stop you from achieving your goal.
Perseverance: "When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt: When you are persistent, you are bound to be victorious eventually.
Valor: "Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live." ~ Thomas Brown Sr: To be bold enough to stand against the wrong when no one can show true heroism.
Selflessness: "Without selfless service, no one ever receives the fruits of their rewards." ~ Sri Guru Granth Sahib: You have to be selfless in your life to be remembered as a hero.
Sacrifice: "Those things that are precious are saved only by sacrifice." ~ David Kenyon Webster: It is very difficult to make sacrifices but a true hero sacrifices without hesitating.
Humility: "To become truly great, one has to stand with the people, not above them." ~ Charles de Montesquieu. You shouldn't have airs about yourself but be down to earth and humble
Read more at Buzzle: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/characteristics-of-a-hero.html


An Epic Hero
Somewhere in movies the epic hero also projects an image of a real life hero. Let's take a look at some of the characteristics of an epic hero to which people can relate to.
He is mostly pictured as a warrior who fights for his country but has a simple life.
He has to undertake a long journey filled with challenges in his way and has to fight various battles to accomplish his goal.
He always takes up distinctive tasks which no one else ever dares to.
He may come across haunted woods or enchanting witches that he fights with his endurance and valor and eventually reaches his destiny with a confident heart.
He has qualities like courage, honesty and willingness to sacrifice.
He stands for everything we love to see ourselves as, hence they are so famous with the audience.
Some famous epic heroes are Beowulf, Odysseus from 'The Odyssey', Aragorn from 'Lord of the Rings', etc.
A Tragic Hero
There has to be a tragic hero in a movie. He can either be the main character or a side hero who supports the story line.
In Aristotle's plays, a tragic hero always had characteristics like greatness and a noble stature. A tragic hero was portrayed quite strongly in Aristotle's play 'Poetics'.
In the play 'Macbeth' by Shakespeare, the tragic hero Macbeth was a victim of his doubt and insecurity. Thus the hero's downfall is due to his own errors and actions. This is one prominent characteristic of a tragic hero.
In Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet', Romeo has been portrayed as a strong victim of the rules laid by the society. He could not make a strong decision and hence committed suicide for his love.
A tragic hero has to suffer because of his own mistakes or somebody else's as shown in the movie 'Julius Caesar' where the tragic hero was Brutus.
Some examples of a tragic hero are Othello, Macbeth, Brutus, etc.
Read more at Buzzle: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/characteristics-of-a-hero.html

An Epic Hero
Somewhere in movies the epic hero also projects an image of a real life hero. Let's take a look at some of the characteristics of an epic hero to which people can relate to.
He is mostly pictured as a warrior who fights for his country but has a simple life.
He has to undertake a long journey filled with challenges in his way and has to fight various battles to accomplish his goal.
He always takes up distinctive tasks which no one else ever dares to.
He may come across haunted woods or enchanting witches that he fights with his endurance and valor and eventually reaches his destiny with a confident heart.
He has qualities like courage, honesty and willingness to sacrifice.
He stands for everything we love to see ourselves as, hence they are so famous with the audience.
Some famous epic heroes are Beowulf, Odysseus from 'The Odyssey', Aragorn from 'Lord of the Rings', etc.
A Tragic Hero
There has to be a tragic hero in a movie. He can either be the main character or a side hero who supports the story line.
In Aristotle's plays, a tragic hero always had characteristics like greatness and a noble stature. A tragic hero was portrayed quite strongly in Aristotle's play 'Poetics'.
In the play 'Macbeth' by Shakespeare, the tragic hero Macbeth was a victim of his doubt and insecurity. Thus the hero's downfall is due to his own errors and actions. This is one prominent characteristic of a tragic hero.
In Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet', Romeo has been portrayed as a strong victim of the rules laid by the society. He could not make a strong decision and hence committed suicide for his love.
A tragic hero has to suffer because of his own mistakes or somebody else's as shown in the movie 'Julius Caesar' where the tragic hero was Brutus.
Some examples of a tragic hero are Othello, Macbeth, Brutus, etc.
Read more at Buzzle: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/characteristics-of-a-hero.html




Thanks Buzzle!

Now for the Results: 

Overall, Yes.


(this is some guy I found on google images, I don't know him at all)

But I'm not an angel from heaven in skyrim form, I definitely don't have that whole "selflessness" thing down, and I don't think raiding a house is a good way to show humility. But, most of my intentions are good and whether I wanted to or not I went through things that I proved heroic in the outcome of. 

Well that was fun! I hope I get to do more of those! Maybe the next one can be on Legend of Zelda or maybe a book special on Eragon or another one of my science-fiction favorites, Pendragon. Again, Thank You for reading this entire thing. I really appriciate it!



















    

Friday, September 14, 2012

Oops.... I have had this blog on the travel theme up until this point, so it showed random roads and places I've never even heard of. I'm not much of a traveler, personal. I haven't gone out side of the state since I was nine and now I'm a month shy of fifteen!SO, I tried changing the background to something Wario-related, but i ended up with a billion little Wario looking at me while I blogged. I don't know why, but I found it a little disturbing, so I just changed it to a picture of the ocean, but that didn't quite fit either, so I changed it to boring-old blue. If you have a better idea, let me know! If there's a point in the heroes journey where the hero may be confronted with an army of tons of mini-Warios he accidentally created for his own personalization, now I know what he feels like...

#3 I would come up with a unique name for this post, but I'm too tired!



Whew! This week was tough! LOTS of homework and a class I helped give to parents at my old middle school kept me up till12:30 last night. I even had to wake up an hour earlier than usual so I only got 6 hours of sleep! I feel like I could pass out. If there is a point in the hero's journey where he feels encouraged to sleep for 25 hours in a row, I am at that point. One could say that I'm in the belly of the beast, but I disagree.  I worked hard to get to New Tech, and I don't like thinking of my challenges here as painful trials. Also, if this is the belly of the beast, this particular beast sure has a LONG belly!



Could this be what the beast looks like!?

Jeez, I said in the last post I probably wouldn't compare my life to the hero's journey, but here I am, yappin' away. maybe it's because i'm tired.

Anyway, the main source of my exhaustion is from good old HW, which is of great supply here at new tech.
SPEAKING of homework, one of the assignments that pushed over the edge of my ability is the reading we are supposed to do out of the book Forbidden City. The I had to wake up and hour early to read it this morning and that was another cause of my zombie-like conscious status. I have a little connection with the character, but it isn't half as good as Inheritance, which I read over the summer. (I've been having a hard time trying to recover from it's awesomeness.) But, it has proved a point I have that not all heroes follow the heroes journey. Alex has found a mentor before going through the main trials. Eragon kind of did the same thing, and Eragon began considering answering the call after he crossed the "Threshold". He didn't even succeed! I can't believe I've went from talking about Forbidden City to Eragon without warning. I got to watch myself with that... Maybe I should start a book-blog?
                                                                       


Anyway, the reading is robbing me of my eagerness, but it isn't the worst of my homework. My digital media teacher is having us color and look up stuff that I find is a little unnecessary and time-consuming. But, hey I can't do much about it except try my best, and you can't say I'm lacking in that!

(This blog was a bit dull, but hey, I got to meet the school criteria EVERY once in a while! Hopefully the next one will be a bit more fun!)









Tuesday, September 11, 2012

#2 I Can See the Makings of Something HUGE Here...



Well, I started my blog today, and you know what, I think it's pretty cool. You may be wondering why the blog is called "the blog of a genuine geek" or why the url is wariorulestheworld.blogspot.com, so why not do a little explaining? I don't have anything better to do, after all! So I should start off first and formost in saying: I am a HUGE Wario fan.




(dang,  that's one BIG wario!)



Now, I'm not a fan of HUGE Warios, despite the previous picture.Not that I'm HUGE either, just my love of Wario is huge.

It would be pretty cool to be HUGE though. Or at least until I'd get tired of banging my head on rooftops and creating craters every time I tripped on something. It would be pretty hard to a big enough pair of pants too....

Well folks, it appears as if I have strayed off topic quite a bit. Anyway, I have an explainable mental  attachment to Wario, thus the url of this blog.

As for the Unique name, I am, if you haven't already noticed, a genuine geek, so hey, why not let this blog speak the truth! I like video games, books, computers, and all that other good stuff, and I don't play sports or anything either. Though I can't say that I'm terribly unpopular. There are many people in the world who agree that being a geek is awesome, and I am pretty darn good at finding them. I have a large range of people in which I consider my friends, and they are all naturally pretty awesome.

Speaking of which, you may be wondering where I find all of these awesome people, so I'll tell you that I am a freshman at New Tech high in Napa, where many of awesome teenagers are found.

New Tech is actually the whole reason this blog is in existence. It is intended for me to blog about my school life in a way that would make it look like I'm  taking the hero's journey (the outline for heroic tales in stories). but, I am on top of my grades social life, and personal challenges, and I'm not feeling a heroic epic coming around the corner (do you ever have that feeling?), so I will try and relate this outline to all of my favorite stuff. So if you see me wondering if the main character of a role playing game is a hero or wondering if a fantasy novel follows the heroes journey, don't be surprised! If I were to have a hero's journey it would have been my middle school carrier. I went from being dangerously depressed to being in my current state of success. I don't now if I can do something that difficult in high school or not!

Well, to get to know me, here are some fun facts about me!                                                      (or not so fun facts)





  • I LOVE the ocean. Like, even MORE than Wario! I am thinking about having an ocean-based carrier (marine biologist), but I haven't QUITE made up my mind.
  • I play almost every kind of video game.
  • I am thinking about applying for a job as a lifegaurd (not a stereotypical geeky job, but I am a good swimmer and am good at sitting and looking at stuff, so why not?)
  • I am a true base, so my voice is pretty deep. I could tell you a few stories about it, but I'll spare you the attention span for now. My voice is still squeaking and stuff, so I'm not quite kool-aid man, but it is still a mildly notable trait.
  •  I have memorized every type advantage and type traits of Pokemon (yah, I'm that big of a geek) 
  • I boogie board (over the summer, I boarded in Monterrey Bay without a wet suit. It was pretty chilly!)
  • I have photographic memory (or something pretty close to it)
  • I have a talent  of tasting subtle flavors in food.
  • I played piano for eight years
  • My favorite book (or books) are the Inheritance cycle be Christopher Paoloni
  •  I also find physics and architecture interesting

Well, that was quite the post if I do say so myself. It was HUGE! Thank you for having the time and patience to last through that! Hopefully my other posts won't be as big! 




9/7/12  
Starting New Tech was pretty easy for me. I have lots of friends who are going here and I met quite a few more over time, so I didn’t have to worry about that department, as for my grades, I started out with great ones, but last week I was ill one day of school and I went on vacation with Eric, so I missed a ton of work. The vacation was really fun though. We went to Tamales Bay and camped for three nights and had a sailing tournament. I had a great time hiking, sailing, and hanging out with Eric and doing stupid stuff with him. But despite how I had an awesome time, it didn’t help my grades any. After the tri, I had F’s in Spatial Studies and Biofitness and a C- in communication studies. On Tuesday, I powered through the stuff I missed though, so I hope my grades improve. I miss the summer where all I had to worry about was going on vacation, doing chores, and making sure I won my video games.